I am NOT Greedy!

I have seen this on a few other blogs and thought it would be fun.

I was NOT excited that Camden didn't sleep through the night Thursday.
I did NOT get on OldNavyWeekly to search for coupons.
I did NOT find the $45/$100 coupon on my own, only to find it was already gone :(
I did NOT go to hip2save to find out where the coupons were hidden.
I did NOT find the $25/$50 coupon this way. (Which is actually better than the $45/$100 if you think about it)
I did NOT call Jess at 3:30 AM to tell her the website was up.
I did NOT freak her out and make her think something terrible happened.
She was NOT excited.
I did NOT go back and send the coupon to 2 more email address, I would NEVER do that!
I did NOT call Jess back as soon as she fell asleep to tell her you could get them more than once.
I do NOT intend on spending all 3 of them on Cam, Carmon, and myself. I am NOT that selfish. (Actually I did use part of one of them on a birthday present for someone else.)
I also do NOT plan on staying up all night this Thursday to try and get the $75/$100 coupon, that would be foolish.

I do NOT hope you guys enjoyed this post. I was NOT the least bit excited about this find. I have NOT already went to Old Navy to use one. I am NOT worried that they will yell at me for having three. I will NOT tell them to get over it.